Adventures in a small state with strange family members, various injuries, and high school hell. I'm Liv and I have many skills.

 

Weather man: the rain-

Me: IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN!!!

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Partner: Do you wanna-

Me: build a snowman??

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Mom: can you get me a couple things?

Me: the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold.

Mom: ......

Me: Into the woods we have to go!

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Announcer: Good news.

Me: SHE'S DEEEEAAD! THE WITCH O' THE WEST IS DEAD!!

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Kid: How much longer?

Me: ONE DAY MOOOORE!!!!!

Kid: Wha-?

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Old Lady: Oh, my. If you had have been there-

Me: IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT, I BET YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME!!

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Person: Do you hear that?

Me: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!

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Pianist: DUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Me: THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE

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Friend: Tell me more.

Me: like, does he have a car?

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Sea World Superheroes - a group of professional water skiers who performed a regular theme park act dressed as DC Comics characters from 1976 to 1979. (via)

Sea World Superheroes - a group of professional water skiers who performed a regular theme park act dressed as DC Comics characters from 1976 to 1979. (via)

(Source: vintagegal)

ericnorseman:

Chris Evans on Captain America’s fighting style in The Winter Soldier (x)

In between the first Captain America movie and The Avengers, I had played the Captain America video game; and the way Cap moves in the video game, there’s a fluidity and it’s very acrobatic. It’s very aerial. He uses his environment, and it’s almost this beautiful, smooth dance, and when I first met with the [directors], I said, “Have you played the video game?” And I swear to God, they said: “You know what? We referenced the video game, too.” I said, “Good, good, we’re on the same page. But that means we need to incorporate a little bit more of an acrobatic approach to fighting.” And so we put myself in gymnastic classes, which is something I always wanted to do – kind of, anyway [laughs]. I mean, I wanted to go play on like, the balance beam, but it was more like tumbling, essentially. Parkour-style gymnastic stuff. Flipping, and spinning, and just kind of getting a sense of your body in the air. So we did about two months of that. We did two months, a few hours each day, and it was invaluable. It really lends itself to a lot of those fight scenes.

(Source: tonystarking)